Allerthorpe Common



	Home alone. Young adders are on their own from a week old! This one is only 15cm long.

This is the page just for kids. There's awful jokes, links to junior conservation groups, the chance to make your own contribution to this site and much more.

Awful jokes:

What kind of snake is good at maths?
An adder.

Why did the viper, viper nose ?
Because the adder, adder handkerchief !

Knock Knock.
Who's there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

What snakes are found on cars ?
Windscreen vipers !

Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. Junior asks, "Dad are we poisonous snakes?" Father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are adders. Why do you ask?" "Because I just bit my tongue!"

An adult adder snake went to a primary school for gifted adders. As the adult adder walked down the corridor a group of small adders approached the teacher and asked him a question, "What do all adders have in common?". "I don't know", replied the teacher. "We're all good at adding" :)
from Mia

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